Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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