I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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