And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
FUCK WHALES
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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