You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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