She is in my trunk
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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