giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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