so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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