is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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