can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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