that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Randomize
