Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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