Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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