he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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