oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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