Are we in a gay sports bar?
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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