He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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