I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
i think im in europe. pls send help
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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