I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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