Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
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