i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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