My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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