Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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