CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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