: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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