Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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