your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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