Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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