"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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