After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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