Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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