Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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