He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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