Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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