me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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