The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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