Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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