I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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