Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
i now understand why vodka
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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