Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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