I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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