Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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