Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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