So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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