shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
