Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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