Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
