Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize
