That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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