Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
How many fucks given?
0.12846
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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