i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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