physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
dude. I can hear the air.
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