why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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