so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
