There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
only if we run a train.
done.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Randomize
