my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
organizing the empties. That sober.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
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