Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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