Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
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