Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
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