He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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