So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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